Let's look in on the Statistical Department at the National Grange Mutual Liability and Fire Insurance Company. Their office was in Keene, New Hampshire, and this card is from the 1930's or 40's. These ladies are doing a fine job of data processing, with the assistance of a state of the art card sorting machine, which is probably an IBM Type 80 card sorter. The purpose of this machine was to take a stack of what were once called "Hollerith cards," then called "IBM cards," and now called "antique bookmarks" and sort them into alphabetical or numerical order based on the holes punched in them. The photograph above is from the actual operator's manual from IBM.
In retrospect, the amazing thing about this machine is that it was entirely mechanical, but still could run through 450 cards per minute. There were no transistors, no tubes, no circuit boards, no silicon -- just good old wheels, gears, brushes, levers, and a big 'ol motor that is visible on the bottom left side of the machine. If you wanted to sort a stack of cards into order, and they had, let's say, a 5 digit number punched on them, you had to run the whole thing through the machine 5 times, once for each digit. If you dropped some cards or messed up half way through, you had to start all over again. That's all the machine did. It didn't punch the holes in the cards, it didn't add them up k-- it just sorted them.
Well into the 1980's stand alone card sorters (later models, of course) were still in use in computer centers everywhere, sorting checks, cards, deposit slips and more. I got to run one while working in a computer center during the summer of 1979. It was noisy, generated lots of dust, and every once in a while it sprayed the cards all over the place. Old school computing at its best!
So, I'm supposed to have a post related to "Ireland, Irish, Wearin O' the Green, etc" because it's St. Patrick's Day this weekend. But I don't have any St. Patrick's Day cards, so I'm reduced to posting this card for the Mystery Hill roadside attraction in IRISH HILLS, Michigan. Close enough. At Mystery Hill, according to their website, "See many astonishing things that seem to defy the laws of nature. Here the law of gravity seems to have gone berserk and your sense of balance is entirely upset. Many theories have been offered such as earthquakes, magnetized mineral deposits, fallen meteorites, deflections of gravitational force and many others." Of course, the actual theory is that the site is an optical illusion, but suspend your disbelief and enjoy! And while you're there, visit the gift shop, where "unique rocks can be purchased by the bag." For 12 minutes that you'll never get back, see this video tour of the place, half in English and half in Hindi, by a big fan. It's worth viewing for the astounding enthusiasm of the tour guide alone.
Where you stayin' in Sochi? I couldn't get over there, so I'm stayin' at the Olympic Motel in Eureka, California. According to the back of this fine chrome card: "One of the Northwest California's newest and finest. Free radio and TV in rooms. Thermostatic controlled heat. Carpets Wall to Wall. All tiled baths. "Always a Rainbow of Color." Mr. and Mrs. Fred Fredrickson, Managing Owners."
It's been awhile since I posted a card featuring streamline architecture...so here you go. The Beachcomber in Clearwater Beach, Florida is the place, and the menu is famous for the "Back-to-the-Farm Fried Chicken Dinner." I wonder if that's a precursor to "farm-to-table" restaurants of today!
Have a rough New Year's Eve? The Bird-in-Hand Restaurant features a "Hangover Breakfast" for only 50 cents. It consists of Tomato Juice, Two Raw Eggs, Dry Toast, Black Coffee, Aspirin, and "Our Sympathy." Billed as being "For the Morning After the Night Before," I'm sure this menu item caught the attention of many a NYC partier back in the day.
The Bird-in-Hand Restaurant was located at 1659 Broadway, between 51st & 52 Streets. It would have been fun to stop there after spending New Year's Eve in Times' Square for a late night breakfast!
Happy New Year to my regular readers and newcomers!
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