OK, Folks. The 2012 South Carolina Republican primary is only a few days away, and you'll want to be there for all the excitement. Need a place to stay? Here are two excellent choices:
First, there's the Pocalla Springs Tourist Court. They claim to be "on the shortest route from New York to Miami," which is a fancy way of saying there's nothin' there worth stopping for!
Or, if you like, there's the South Side Tourist Court in Walterboro. It has everything, according to the back of the card:
Sleep in Safety and Comfort without Extravagance. All strictly
modern, steam heated cottages. Private baths. Proper price cafe, famous for good
food. Lounge for guests. We service your car while you sleep. Phone, mail and
Western Union Service.