Where you stayin' in Sochi?  I couldn't get over there, so I'm stayin' at the Olympic Motel in Eureka, California.  According to the back of this fine chrome card: "One of the Northwest California's newest and finest.  Free radio and TV in rooms.  Thermostatic controlled heat.  Carpets Wall to Wall. All tiled baths.  "Always a Rainbow of Color."  Mr. and Mrs. Fred Fredrickson, Managing Owners."